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Titanic Sucks!
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My rating of Titanic

posted by Guest1032
9/21/2008 5:17:48 PM

Why they suck

Titanic exhibits the most appalling acting and boring story line. At almost three and a half hours the film was enough to put anyone to sleep. While the film was over 3 hours long the portion of it that was the boat actually sinking was quite small and they spent too much time on the gushy love scenes. The film was also fairly historically inaccurate and contained many scenes where the crew was visible to the audience. Leonardo's performance was completely pitiful and anyone in their right mind spent the movie waiting for him to drown. The overwhelming cheeziness( aka. "Hold me Jack.") was enough to make the viewers wish they in-fact were the ones falling off the side off the boat.

My suggestions to Titanic

Hire an entirely new staff and create a new plot. Do some fact research before filming. And make it a smidge bit shorter at least.

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Comments(11)

#1 2014, it's on now and it still sucks.

posted by Guest1223
5/30/2014 2:58:26 PM

#2 This movie sucks because it does best what Hollywood does WORST: i.e. it embodies the AUDACITY to ex

posted by KirkSkywalker
10/9/2010 11:41:33 AM

#3 It was a waste of 3 hours id rather spend hitting my head against a brick wall

posted by Sean
9/15/2009 3:59:00 PM

#4 IT SUCKED I AGREE WITH YOU

posted by El mexicano
7/1/2009 7:11:43 PM

#5 What? Are you nuts?, It was a great film, well directed and well acted. I love every minute.

posted by .
5/2/2009 9:41:43 AM

#6 What? Are you nuts?, It was a great film, well directed and well acted. I love every minute.

posted by Guest1162
5/2/2009 9:39:45 AM

#7 Hmm...why duplicate your comments?

posted by sucksuser
9/22/2008 3:11:57 PM

#8 What? Are you nuts?, It was a great film, well directed and well acted. I love every minute.

posted by Titanicrants
9/21/2008 9:00:40 PM

#9 What? Are you nuts?, It was a great film, well directed and well acted. I love every minute.

posted by Titanicrants
9/21/2008 9:00:03 PM

#10 What? Are you nuts?, It was a great film, well directed and well acted. I love every minute.

posted by Titanicrants
9/21/2008 8:59:42 PM

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Watch this instead http://www.angryalien.com/0604/titanicbunnies.html

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#1 Titanic is an awesome movie . . . Fucking emo.

posted by Lizzeh
2/1/2009 12:45:14 PM

#2 Titanic is an awesome movie . . . Fucking emo.

posted by Lizzeh
2/1/2009 12:45:02 PM

#3 I would rather watch my Roomba vacuum my carpet.

posted by Guest1055
10/4/2008 10:36:36 PM

#4 is that one with humphrey bogart.

posted by Guest1040
9/22/2008 3:44:32 PM

#5 I would prefer bambi over angryaien. But if you want adventure on a boat- go with the African Queen

posted by Africanqueensnotgay
9/21/2008 9:10:47 PM

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Titanic Sucks!
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posted by Guest1168
5/24/2009 1:46:14 AM

Why they suck

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It sucks because Leonardo Decaprio is in it and he sucks. The movie is 3 hours long about a fucking boat sailing across the ocean and sinking. 3 hours of a fucking boat eventually sinking. There is nudity for 1 minute and it isn't worth the 3 hours of shit.

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Titanic has the AUDACITY to use a real-life disaster as a backdrop for a FICTITIOUS cheesy... Read more

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Watch this instead http://www.angryalien.com/0604/titanicbunnies.html

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#1 Titanic is an awesome movie . . . Fucking emo.

posted by Lizzeh
2/1/2009 12:45:14 PM

#2 Titanic is an awesome movie . . . Fucking emo.

posted by Lizzeh
2/1/2009 12:45:02 PM

#3 I would rather watch my Roomba vacuum my carpet.

posted by Guest1055
10/4/2008 10:36:36 PM

#4 is that one with humphrey bogart.

posted by Guest1040
9/22/2008 3:44:32 PM

#5 I would prefer bambi over angryaien. But if you want adventure on a boat- go with the African Queen

posted by Africanqueensnotgay
9/21/2008 9:10:47 PM

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